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A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
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basedgosh: which horny geologist named this mineral
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grandmaster-qball asked: double z - for CALLING ME SHORT WEIBAHFJSDNKRESD
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aboltofblue: Yo I know it may seem selfish of these Korean fansites to restrict what they share and be all “No bitch don’t fuck with my shit or I’m not gonna share anymore,” but damn what the fuck would we do without any of them? WE’D ALL BE BLIND about what’s going on with the boys. We’d never see any of their cute moments, see any of their fails on stage, see any of what’s goin’ on in their...
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What sport drink does One Direction drink?...
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himchan: yoseobsburrito: doutfacias: verm-in: woofuckingjiho: babytaeil: minsminsmins: flightdeckotters: blackmanspenis: methlabrador: what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is  fuck I’d be an otter! o: what is a mins YESSSSS. im going to touch myself. i’ll do that too hey zaneta we could actually touch each other I’d be...
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ander-son: finnickerr: come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence i am eight but i will soon benign
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when you're high and laugh at inanimate objects
kmexoplanet: exowhore: lmfao!
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grandmaster-qball asked: the grandqball, i demand an essay
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Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
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Anonymous asked: irven
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illhabits-deactivated20120829 asked: I see people putting names in your ask box. So... TRISTAN! :D
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Spazzing Luhan CANNOT CONTAIN THE FEELS!!!!
sluhan: kmexoplanet: jkfjkksdlsdfjkdfjdklsflkejngdkns PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS BLESS THE FUQQING POST OMGGGGGG
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Anonymous asked: One and only mr. Ceductive Cedric
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